Sarcastic Insurance Company Facts

A witty or satirical comment about the insurance company, its practices, or the insurance industry in general, providing a light-hearted perspective on a typically serious subject.

Their military focus doesn't mean they have tank insurance

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Northwestern Mutual

We'll help you plan for a future you might not see

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They reinsure the insurers - it's like Inception for insurance

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Their "Like a good neighbor" jingle won't actually mow your lawn

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Their gecko mascot can't actually save you 15% or more on car insurance

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Their "Be Good At Life" slogan doesn't cover being good at video games

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Tokio Marine Holdings

So good at marine insurance they could probably insure Atlantis

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They model risks so well they might predict the future

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We'll insure you against everything except bad financial decisions

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Flo from Progressive can't actually help you move

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Our actuaries can predict disasters better than psychics

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Lincoln Financial Group

We'll protect your wealth from everything except inflation

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Insurance so high-tech it might become sentient

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Their red umbrella logo won't actually keep you dry

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Tokio Marine Kiln

We're so old we probably insured Noah's Ark

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We insure your future... but not your fashion choices!

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Mutual Of Omaha

We insure your health but can't cure boredom

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We're the insurance company's insurance company... it's complicated

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Our risk assessors have seen things that would make James Bond nervous

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We're so posh our policies come with a monocle and top hat

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Principal Financial Group

We'll manage your money until you don't need it anymore

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Assicurazioni Generali

So old they might have insured Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa

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Intact Financial Corporation

We're so Canadian we apologize when you file a claim

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Manulife Financial

Life insurance that follows you to the afterlife (just kidding!)

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Sun Life Financial

Insurance so bright it comes with sunglasses

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